Yo check it out. Bridget Moynahan got totally kicked to the curb by Tom Brady. Like, that Brady, he be ice-cold as a motherfucker. I mean, I respec the man and all, but damn...that some primo ass to be tossin' out like a fuckin' used rubber. Tom maybe got hit in the head one too many times. That Bridget is tight. She a little up there maybe, like my granny, but that pussy still works. Yeah baby. Come on over here and lick my hairy sack mmm mmm mmmmmmmm....Crabbie apologizes to anyone who may have been offended by this bit. Emphasis on the word "bit." As in joke. Granted, not a good joke, but still a joke. Okay? Joke. Bad one. I admit. Won't do it again.
