Rosie Versus Duh Donald - It's Still Vicious

The feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump just keeps going, mostly because these two shameless publicity-hounds won't let it die.

Indignant Rosie's most recent volley came in the form of yet another dopey post on her blog. Quoting the modern-day Emily Dickinson:

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved - beauty pageants
and eventually - nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun - no fucking - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

If I read that right, Rosie just called Donald Trump a pimp, and is waiting for Cagney and Lacey to come beat him up.

Damn Donald. You're not going to let the fat slobbering cow get away with that, are you? Of course not. Quoth the Trumpster:

"Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she's a mental midget, a low-life. I think she's got a death wish. It's too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that."

Eh, I don't know Donald. You called her stupid before, and I think you also called her a low-life. Might want to move on to some newer insults. Say she drowns puppies or pretends to help old ladies across the street so she can lift their purses. I mean, if we're going to just make crazy shit up, we might just as well go all the way with it, right?

If you need any more help Donald, I'm available. Like you, I hate Rosie O'Donnell. Together I think we can destroy her (or at least make her cry).