CNN is reporting that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein may be executed tonight before 10pm ET. Wonder what Saddam's last meal will be? I know what mine would be if I were about to head for the gallows - a nice big mouthful of sixteen-year old Malaysian boy-meat.
My last suck before the end. Then I'd spit the cum right in the devil's face.
Fuck you Satan!
Seriously though - poor Saddam. One minute you're king shit of turd mountain, and the next you're penduluming slowly back and forth at the end of a rope with a big reflex-boner and a load in your pants. Kind of a downer. Course, it was his own fault. He never should've messed with those Bushes. Those are some vindictive mofos. Just ask Noriega. He was our boy in Panama when daddy Bush was head of the CIA, then he gets on our nerves and it's like, "Noriega is a drug trafficker, so we have to arrest him." Of course we didn't mind him trafficking drugs when he was doing what we told him! And President daddy-Bush got so pissed he sent the Marines in to chase down his old pal Manuel, and blast Guns 'n' Roses at his hideout till he came out with his hands in the air (about three seconds of that shrieking bullshit would've been enough to get me out). Saddam would've been better off staying in his palaces watching The Godfather, listening to Sinatra and getting sucky-sucky from his kidnapped harem girls. But you know those dictators. They just can't keep their hands off other people's countries.
