Paris Hilton is in Australia, because she's hosting a New Year's Party down there (what, Australia doesn't have its own filthy skanks?). As part of the publicity blitz, Paris donned a bikini and stepped under a shower. The kid on the left with the big ears and the mullet looks like he's ejaculating into his Underoos, doesn't he? Paris Hilton - she inspires early puberty in Australian pre-teens.
