America's favorite incoherent necrophiliac may have shed her Jabba the Hutt image and become relatively hot again, but that doesn't mean she suddenly developed class. Instead, she became even weirder and more pathetic than before. Of course, some of this was not her fault - her son dying for example. I mean, that sort of thing is going to happen (especially when someone has more drugs in their system than Keith Richards and Tommy Lee put together). Still, it's telling, isn't it, that despite her personal tragedy, Anna Nicole never managed to become a genuinely sympathetic figure, but remained, to the public, pretty much the same drug-addled, slutty freak she had always been. What has to happen to Anna Nicole before we forget about the gold-digging and the slurred speech and view her as a human being with feelings? Does she have to get kicked out of her house? Oh wait - already happened. Okay, well, then does she have to become embroiled in some kind of horrific battle over who's the father of her child? Oh right - that already happened too. God damn. What hasn't happened to this stupid bitch?
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Biggest Losers of 2006: #10 Anna Nicole Smith
America's favorite incoherent necrophiliac may have shed her Jabba the Hutt image and become relatively hot again, but that doesn't mean she suddenly developed class. Instead, she became even weirder and more pathetic than before. Of course, some of this was not her fault - her son dying for example. I mean, that sort of thing is going to happen (especially when someone has more drugs in their system than Keith Richards and Tommy Lee put together). Still, it's telling, isn't it, that despite her personal tragedy, Anna Nicole never managed to become a genuinely sympathetic figure, but remained, to the public, pretty much the same drug-addled, slutty freak she had always been. What has to happen to Anna Nicole before we forget about the gold-digging and the slurred speech and view her as a human being with feelings? Does she have to get kicked out of her house? Oh wait - already happened. Okay, well, then does she have to become embroiled in some kind of horrific battle over who's the father of her child? Oh right - that already happened too. God damn. What hasn't happened to this stupid bitch?
