Tantrum-prone supermodel Naomi Campbell has attacked a lot of people in her day, but according to Naomi, she's the one with the big fat bullseye on her forehead.
What? You mean somebody beaned Naomi with a phone too? No. What Naomi means is that all the accusations leveled against her are unfair, and the people who say she verbally and physically assaulted them are just out to get her.
"I just feel like I am a target," Campbell tells Sky News. "People have told me for months and years, 'You're a target' but it's only just kind of sunk in that I am a target."
What's sunk in for me is that you should be working at Target, but I digress. The point, Naomi, is that you, like so many other celebs who are guilty of something but can't simply take responsibility, are trying to turn the tables on your accusers, and of course on the media, who are always the villains when shit like this goes down.
"It's been really like a tough year in terms of like the accusations and stuff like that," Naomi says. "It's been very hurtful and blown out of proportion."
It's been blown out of proportion. The obligatory dig at the press. Can't these idiots come up with anything new to blame for their troubles?
Maybe it's your fucking feng shui rocks not blocking enough bad spirits. Or maybe it's just that you're an over-indulged, arrogant, out-of-control cunt who can't keep her hands off other people.
Of course Naomi goes on in full poor-little-me mode:
"...I can't stop getting on with my life. ... I can't pay too much attention to this negative stuff. I don't like to live in the negative. I like to stay in the present moment and stay positive."
No Naomi. No one likes to live in the negative. And no one likes having a phone-shaped welt in the middle of their face either.
