Saturday, December 23, 2006

Josh Hartnett Cuts His Own Hair, Shops At Sears

Here's hottie Josh Hartnett, looking like he cuts his own hair and buys his clothes at Sears.

What? Are you serious? Josh Hartnett actually does cut his own hair and buy his clothes at Sears?

No wonder women like Scarlett Johansson and Gisele Bundchen are all over this guy. Who can resist a man who takes a nail-scissors to his own lettuce whenever needs a trim, and shuns top designer threads because he prefers whatever's on-sale on the Van Heusen rack? That's a man's man there. I bet this guy even changes his own oil, and laces up his own boots, and wipes his own ass.

Wipes his own ass? And he's in Hollywood? They must think he's a freak!