This is a tremendous blow to everyone who enjoys following the exploits of crazy junkie couples. I haven't felt this low since Whitney and Bobby broke up.
Hey. But there's always hope, isn't there? Especially now that Nicole Richie looks bent on joining the ranks of the self-destructive celebrity addicts. All we need now is a good druggie boyfriend for Richie. I know:
Nah. Too old. Plus I think he's gay.
All right then. How about this guy:
A possibility. As long as Nicole doesn't mind bedding Lindsay Lohan's cast-offs. Of course there's always the chance that Matthew has cleaned himself up, which sort of strikes him from the list.Oh wait, I know:
This would seem a better choice. He's right about at Nicole's intellectual level, plus people think he's hip, which would help Nicole's image. The problem, of course, is that Paris already went there, and there could be tension. Wouldn't want a beautiful friendship being broken up over a man (especially not one as low-rent as Jason Mewes).
Hmm, this is tough. Looks like we might need to think outside the box on this one. Ooh, I've got it:
Why not? She's available (apparently). And isn't it about time we had a good lesbian junkie-couple, instead of another boring hetero one? Of course, it would be a bit strange for Kate Moss to be the fat one in the relationship. But hey - when they went to England, Nicole would be able to drive without even having to adjust to being on the left side. It's a match made in heaven, if you ask me.
