Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Paris And Britney - The Friendship Is Over


I'm trying to hold it together as best I can right now, but honestly, I don't know if I'm going to make it. So I'll just try and get through it. Okay. Here goes...

Paris and Britney...oh God, this is so hard. Okay. Just breathe....

Paris and Britney...hmmmph....

Paris and Brit...

Oh God! Paris and Britney aren't friends anymore! Cause Paris got mad when Britney said she didn't want to hang out anymore and now Paris calls Britney "The Animal!" Jesus! Somebody hug me right now! I don't think I can...

Hold on a sec while I wipe the tears off the keyboard.

Oh God, why are you so cruel?

That's it. I can't take it anymore. Where's that bottle of sleeping pills? I'm ending it now.

Goodbye world. Paris and Britney were too beautiful for you. And for me now there is only sleep. Deep, deep sleep...

Yes, I'm coming to the light.

Oh God. It's him. It's Rock.

I'm coming Rock. I'm coming!