Freak-star Michael Jackson has moved into a new house in Las Vegas. Property values in the neighborhood immediately dropped below House Right Next to Airport levels, and may even sink to House Across the Street From O.J. territory.
"Hey Joe. What's that on your lawn? Dog shit?"
"No. Llama."
Backyard parties with real animals instead of balloon ones, Jesus juice and Disney videos that really have porno on them. I think I'd rather live next-door to John Wayne Gacy.
