Paris Hilton appears at an event promoting a new mobile phone (the brand name will remain unmentioned; I ain't getting paid to tout the shit, so screw them). Allegedly, the fish was dead before Paris got there, but I'm waiting for the full investigation. By the way, Japanese guy in the upper-left - Stop checking Paris out, dude. You have no shot.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Paris Hilton's Crotch-Reek Kills Fish
Paris Hilton appears at an event promoting a new mobile phone (the brand name will remain unmentioned; I ain't getting paid to tout the shit, so screw them). Allegedly, the fish was dead before Paris got there, but I'm waiting for the full investigation. By the way, Japanese guy in the upper-left - Stop checking Paris out, dude. You have no shot.
