Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The So-Not-Gay Edition: Michelle Trachtenberg Makes My Penis Become Erect

Michelle Trachtenberg. I would so hit that. For real brother. That is one grade-A piece of ayass. I would get right down in there and that bitch would be so like damn and then that bitch would go down on me and I'd be like damn bitch and that would be the shit. Gimmie some of that gog-eyed no melanin-havin' pussay.

Crabbie apologizes to anyone who may have been offended by this bit. Emphasis on the word "bit." As in joke. Granted, not a good joke, but still a joke. Okay? Joke. Bad one. I admit. Won't do it again.