Professional cock-eater Jenna Jameson is having a movie made about her life, and she wants voluptuous Woody Allen fave Scarlett Johansson to play her.
"She's my choice," says Jameson of Johansson. "I think she's beautiful."
Yes Jenna, but is beauty really the main qualification to play you in a movie? I should think lack of a gag-reflex would be number one on the list, followed closely by an incredible limberness of the lower extremities.
Scarlett, for her part, has expressed her willingness in the past to do nudity if the part is right. And presumably, playing a porn star would require lots of nudity. And a whole big honkin' thing of Handi Wipes.
