The crazy pretzel-like trajectory of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty's relationship has taken one last wacky twist and now finds the two of them actually married - sort of.
Moss and Doherty, best-known for being a pair of co-dependent drug-addicts, participated in some kind of water-sprinkling Buddhist ceremony on New Year's Day which may or may not qualify as legally binding. Of course, these being celebs, a second ceremony will be performed shortly, one which legitimizes their union in the eyes of Western law.
The very fact that anything people like Kate Moss or Pete Doherty do could possibly be considered legitimate in the eyes of the law or anyone else does reflect somewhat poorly on our standards, don't you think?
Anyway, the two crazy kids are married as far as they're concerned. So now when they have their epic fights, which always seem to end with Pete storming out shoeless and disoriented at two in the morning, they can sarcastically call each other "wife" and "husband."
Which dank alleyway were these two registered at by the way? I really wanted to get them something. Something really high-grade, you know? Some really premium shit. Oh well.
Note: The Buddhist ceremony Kate and Pete participated in involved sprinkling water on each other's heads. So that qualifies as Pete's shower for the month (at least this time it was water and not a spray of blood from a carotid artery being severed by a broken bottle in a bar-fight).
Update: Their reps say it never happened. But who cares what reps say? They're all liars.
