Lindsay Lohan likes to party some - we all know that. But now it looks like the starlet may be putting her health, indeed her life, in danger by her wild, drinking-and-drugging habits.
We all remember Lindsay's recent hospital trip, where her appendix was allegedly taken out. According to an Enquirer story, the doctors who removed Lindsay's appendix, when looking over her blood-work, discovered an alarmingly high level of certain enzymes in her blood, and shockingly low levels of protein in her liver. The medical upshot: Lindsay better stop boozing quick or she will not be partying, or doing anything else that involves being alive, much longer.
The big revelation here, obviously, is that Lindsay actually did have her appendix out. So I guess we can stop all that speculation about abortions, vaginoplasties, kidney transplants and radical surgeries to remove sex-toys from places they weren't meant to be inserted. The somewhat-less-stunning news is that Lindsay's liver is about shot. Honestly, I'm surprised the bitch even still has a liver. I would've thought it shriveled up a long time ago and just got shat out. And by the way, if you have any lingering doubts about Lindsay's ability to recover so quickly from an appendectomy, just consider that, when one of the doctors looked at her liver numbers, he is reported to have expressed amazement that Lindsay could even still walk around. So obviously the bitch has incredible stamina. Like Rasputin - you just can't kill the monster.
