Madonna, who was last seen getting ripped by Angelina Jolie for cheating to get a black baby, has decided to speak out about the on-going unpleasantness between her old pal Rosie and Donald Trump. And guess whose side she's on? It ain't Donald's.
"People are giving Rosie a hard time," Madonna told Meredith Viera on the Today Show. "I wish they'd stop, I don't think it's fair."
She doesn't think it's fair. Well I don't think it's fair that I have to live in a world with people like Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna in it, so there. Poopy-face.
Madonna continues:
"I don't know exactly the context of what she said. I have to hear it from the horse's mouth. She's a standup comic. All standup comics talk about provocative things in their monologues before shows."
The horse's mouth. Ha. Madonna just called Rosie a horse. A big, fat, ugly blabbering horse.
Why don't you go steal another black baby away from its impoverished father, Madonna? It seems to be what you're best at.
By the way, Crabbie has gone ahead a day in the future and obtained the letter Donald Trump will be releasing tomorrow in response to Madonna's support of Rosie. And here it is:
Dear Madonna,
I have been informed that you've thrown your support behind your friend Rosie. I think loyalty is a wonderful trait. However I think you are a very misguided woman. And frankly I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth. You are a very wrinkled old ugly person Madonna. And your music is not very good anymore.
In case you haven't noticed, I have a hot wife. I also have a hot daughter. Sometimes we have three-ways. I know this technically makes me incestuous. What are you going to do about it Madonna and Rosie? Neither one of you is much to look at. In fact you both make me puke. I'm puking right now. If there were a key on this keyboard for making a puke-symbol, I would hit it.
By the way, The Apprentice was the #1 show in its time-slot. Madonna is an old hag whose records stink and Rosie is a big fat bovine loud-mouth dyke whose magazine, Rosie, was an abject failure. Neither of you is worthy to lick my very expensive boots.
