There's too much Anna Nicole stuff from the last couple of days to deal with in any depth (without my brain finally exploding; and you know how hard brain is to get out of a keyboard). So, I'm going to go lightning round:
ITEM 1:
Howard Stern heads to Bahamas, reuintes with Dannielynn.
Howard Stern sleazy; Dannielynn unlikely to grow up to be Rhodes Scholar (but then you never know).
ITEM 2:
Larry Birkhead's lawyer thinks Stern will swap out Dannielynn for his own niece, who looks a bit like Dannielynn, in some misbegotten attempt to beat the DNA test.
What exactly would that accomplish?
ITEM 3:
Anna Nicole may have acquired Bahamian permanent residency status by bedding a corrupt government official, namely this guy:
Well, they look happy anyway.ITEM 4:
Anna Nicole may have used frozen sperm from J. Howard Marshall to conceive Dannielynn.
J. Howard Marshall was pretty old. Was he capable of still producing sperm? Was the sperm originally frozen in 1965?
