Sunday, December 10, 2006
Sienna Says Jude Sent Her to Therapy
We always knew Sienna Miller was a crazy bitch. We just didn't know exactly how crazy.
But we all know now, because Sienna has told us. In another case of a celeb holding forth way more than is necessary, Miller has admitted to visiting a therapist to help her deal with her break-up with Jude, but says she only made it through one session before becoming angry at her doctor and calling the woman "a cow."
How predictable is it that Sienna Miller would seek therapy, only to insult the therapist and be told to get lost? That's how poorly developed this bitch's social skills are. That even a trained professional, part of whose job it is to endure a certain amount of abuse, can't handle being in the same room with the dumb slag.
I've got a suggestion for you Sienna: Why don't you try stronger drugs? Instead of taking up the time of therapists who have more important things to do, like keep Mischa Barton from going over the edge.
I got in my daily Mischa slam, and I'm proud about that.
But back to Sienna. Bitch also says she's going to keep wearing the ring Jude gave her because it's beautiful and Jude is still very close to her. And there are also reports that she's looking around in New York for a new place. Oh Jesus, Sienna. Please just stay in London. The last thing we need is another fucking snob dipshit over here telling us how uncultured we are. That's Gwyneth Paltrow's job.