It just ain't a party until Lindsay Lohan shows up, looking like a color-blind bodybuilding prostitute. She doesn't appear to be holding a bottle of water in this picture however. Maybe her New Year's resolution was to stop lying.
What's Lindsay thinking in this picture?a) "It's so sad that the other reindeer wouldn't play with Rudolph, just because he had a red nose. I wish I had a red nose that lit up like Rudolph's, then I could see in my closet without turning the light on."
b) "If we follow the logic of Descartes, then whatever can be doubted must be rejected. And once we take away all the layers of opinion that cloud our view of the truth, we are left only with the fact of doubting itself, and the inference that something must exist to do the doubting, therefore I, who doubt, must exist!"
c) "A knife. No, a gun. No - poison. Yeah. I'll slip it in her drink when she's not looking. Then when everyone comes running over I'll sneak out the back. Then that bitch Paris will know not to fuck with me anymore."
d) "My God, I am such a whore."
e) "Maybe your snatch isn't the best place to stash candy bars for later."
