When the news came on about the fire sweeping through the rich homes in Malibu, I had the same thought the rest of you probably did - Gee, I wonder if any celebs' houses are burning down? And of course I was filled with a perverse sense of excitement at what I believed was the impending news that someone really famous had suffered some terrible tragedy in their life (because that's the kind of sick fucker I am). Unfortunately, no one important had anything get burned up in the fire. Suzanne Somers apparently had her house get completely destroyed, but who gives a damn about Suzanne Somers (she can just sell another million Thigh-masters and replace the joint)?
There was one semi-amusing tidbit to come out of the whole thing however. This morning on MSNBC, the reporter-chick was talking about how someone saw Victoria Principal, who used to be on Dallas about a hundred years ago, wetting down her house with a garden-hose. So now I've got this image in my head of old plastic-faced Victoria in her nightgown spraying her own roof with a little green hose and screaming, "You're not going to get my Hummel figurines you damn fire," or something like that. I know, I'm going to Hell.
