American Idol loser Kat McPhee attends the Warner Bros./In-Style after-party. This bitch sure gets a lot of attention for someone who came in second. I'm still waiting for the pics of her sloppy-drunk with her legs open and pair of underwear on her head.
Marilyn Manson's ex-squeeze Rose McGowan, also at the after-party. I have nothing to say about this broad, so I'll just make up something arbitrary and mean. Um...all right. Rose McGowan. I bet she smells like month-old cheese. Meh...
Evangeline Lilly of
Lost, arriving for the ceremony.
Lost lost in every category, didn't it? And Evangeline lost too. Maybe she'll speed up that retirement she keeps threatening. By the way, Evy. Debbie Matenopoulos was making fun of your dress. I think you should kill her. And I don't think you'd go to jail if you did. In fact, I think you would get a medal.
Alyssa Milano at the after-party. Hey, where's Tony Danza? You mean Danza doesn't get invited to Golden Globes parties? Oh, he got invited to the one in his living room. And his dog was the waiter. Well, that's nice for Tony (the poor, poor man).
Hayden Panettiere spreads good cheer at the NBC after-party. Is that kid her little brother? Cause if not, that is one happy kid.
Sacha Baron Cohen's fiance Isla Fisher. Who thinks she was acting when she played that crazy nympho chick in
Wedding Crashers? No way. This chick is that nuts. And apparently she and Sacha like three-ways with Andy Dick. More on that later, though.
Wow, look. It's the Elephant Man. No wait, it's only Gillian Anderson.
Here's why Crabbie doesn't post so many pictures of men. Cause they're boring. I mean, what do you say about this? Nice tie Patrick. Hey, Patrick, lose your razor dude? The women are way more fun to make fun of.
Veronica Mars attends the WB/In-Style after-party. She looks very pale here. Also, her face annoys me. And her dress looks like something Angie Dickinson would've worn to the Golden Globes in about 1964.
Jessica Biel at the after-party. So what do you think? Does somebody have to walk around behind this chick directing traffic to keep her from walloping someone with that caboose of hers?
It's okay to like Katherine Heigl. She's very pretty, and seems harmless. Try as I might, I can't think of anything really bad to say about her. Thank goodness for people like Lindsay and Paris.
American Idol loser Kat McPhee attends the Warner Bros./In-Style after-party. This bitch sure gets a lot of attention for someone who came in second. I'm still waiting for the pics of her sloppy-drunk with her legs open and pair of underwear on her head.
Marilyn Manson's ex-squeeze Rose McGowan, also at the after-party. I have nothing to say about this broad, so I'll just make up something arbitrary and mean. Um...all right. Rose McGowan. I bet she smells like month-old cheese. Meh...
Evangeline Lilly of Lost, arriving for the ceremony. Lost lost in every category, didn't it? And Evangeline lost too. Maybe she'll speed up that retirement she keeps threatening. By the way, Evy. Debbie Matenopoulos was making fun of your dress. I think you should kill her. And I don't think you'd go to jail if you did. In fact, I think you would get a medal.
Alyssa Milano at the after-party. Hey, where's Tony Danza? You mean Danza doesn't get invited to Golden Globes parties? Oh, he got invited to the one in his living room. And his dog was the waiter. Well, that's nice for Tony (the poor, poor man).
Hayden Panettiere spreads good cheer at the NBC after-party. Is that kid her little brother? Cause if not, that is one happy kid.
Sacha Baron Cohen's fiance Isla Fisher. Who thinks she was acting when she played that crazy nympho chick in Wedding Crashers? No way. This chick is that nuts. And apparently she and Sacha like three-ways with Andy Dick. More on that later, though.
Wow, look. It's the Elephant Man. No wait, it's only Gillian Anderson.
Here's why Crabbie doesn't post so many pictures of men. Cause they're boring. I mean, what do you say about this? Nice tie Patrick. Hey, Patrick, lose your razor dude? The women are way more fun to make fun of.
Veronica Mars attends the WB/In-Style after-party. She looks very pale here. Also, her face annoys me. And her dress looks like something Angie Dickinson would've worn to the Golden Globes in about 1964.
Jessica Biel at the after-party. So what do you think? Does somebody have to walk around behind this chick directing traffic to keep her from walloping someone with that caboose of hers?
It's okay to like Katherine Heigl. She's very pretty, and seems harmless. Try as I might, I can't think of anything really bad to say about her. Thank goodness for people like Lindsay and Paris.
