There seems to be a new trend among Hollywood skanks - using books to try and convince people you're not just a frivolous little tramp. Earlier today Crabbie posted a picture of Kirsten Dunst holding up a Carl Sagan volume; and now, Crabbie has learned of a second bubbleheaded starlet who's on the literary bandwagon - Mischa Barton.
Here's the deal with Mischa - she's sick and tired of people associating her with sluts like Paris Hilton just because she also happens to be young and famous. "I'm always being associated with the other girls," says Mischa, "but we're not in the same crowd and it seems strange that just because we're all young actresses, people should lump us together. ... I have only met Paris once, and that was in passing. That said, it's true that I am friendly with Nicole Richie, and I also know her father Lionel. But you know people see young celebrities at the same parties and assume that we all know each other. ... I actually spend my evenings with a good book. Dostoevsky and John Steinbeck are my favorite authors and I'm currently reading Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist."
Oh, that's great Mischa - yeah, you're not a party-slut, you stay home every night reading Dostoevsky. And I bet your sister Hania is a huge Gabriel Garcia Marquez fan. And I heard someplace where Nicole Richie is really into John Dos Passos. You flitheads are priceless - thinking if you drop the names of a few writers you heard of once you can somehow convince us that you're a really substantive person and not just a muttonheaded little nut. You and Dunst both - give me a break. The two of you put together don't have enough brains to fill a shotglass. But you've both had shotglasses stuck in your throats, haven't you?
