Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Aniston and Vaughn Call it Quits


The Hollywood couple no one cared about, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, have decided to end their sham relationship and get on with their lives.

"After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," reps Stephen Huvane and John Pisani told People Magazine. Translation: They are both thoroughly sickened by the sight of each other. If they'd had to spend even another second in each other's presence, one of them would've whipped out a butcher knife and, well, it wouldn't have been pretty.

Jen and Vince first started seeing each other in 2005 while on the set of The Break-Up. Wedding rumors began popping up in early 2006, but were quickly quashed. Pictures surfaced now and then of the couple being romantic and stuff, but mostly the world just yawned whenever their names came up.

Okay. So. That's it for Jen and Vince I guess. No more stories about them. Hmm. All right. Well I'll see you around then. 'Kay, cool...