Janet Jackson arrives at last night's Billboard Music Awards. Okay, so Janet is now officially trying to surpass Michael as biggest freak in the family. I mean, seriously - it looks like Michael's face with Posh Spice's hair on top of Lawrence Taylor's body. And an outfit like Marlene Dietrich would've worn while completely loaded.
I can't decide what is the most disturbing element of this picture. Is it the ghoulish face?
The linebacker-like shoulders and upper-arms?
The free-floating white cuffs reminiscent of something a particularly tasteless stripper might wear to Halloween?
Actually, I take that back. I can decide which is most disturbing. It's the face.
I will be seeing that in my nightmares for months to come.
