Britney Spears only just got rid of Kevin Federline, and already she's getting tight with another slimy blight on humanity - slug-like oil brat Brandon Davis.
Britney and Brandon (aw, ain't that cute) were first seen going out to dinner last Thursday, and since then things have escalated. One report had the new couple hanging out at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel in L.A. over the weekend, and even disappearing into the bathroom together to do God knows what.
At this rate Brit and Brand (ugh) will soon be moving in together. Which is great for him, because, as was reported by Crabbie some time ago, the Davis family ain't as loaded as it used to be. I wonder, though, what will happen when Britney realizes she's managed to rope herself another gold-digger. She probably won't mind at first, but after Brandon ruins a couple of couches by sweating on them, I'm guessing it'll be out the door.
