When Lindsay Lohan gets done with her AA meetings, perhaps her next self-improvement project could be to learn some manners.
According to the National Enquirer's resident gossip guru, Mike Walker, Lindsay made quite a revolting spectacle of herself at a recent unnamed Hollywood event. In the presence of other diners, Ms. Lohan is reported to have become unhappy with an hors d'oeuvre she was sampling, and decided the best course of action was to say, "This tastes like shit," and spit it back onto the tray she just took it from. Which of course made everyone else around her sick.
Now we know Lindsay is not exactly refined, but this act goes beyond a shaky grasp of the social graces and into sheer social retardation. This bitch is simply contemptuous of other human beings, and thinks she can do whatever she wants. Dina Lohan should be in jail right alongside Michael for the shit job she's done raising this asswad.
This doesn't mean we want Lindsay to stop acting like a pig, of course. But our outward indignation makes us feel better about the fact that we just think the whole thing is hilarious.
