"This is just silly," Paris mouthpiece Elliot Mintz says in response to the scuttlebutt. "They are friends, and you will continue to see them together. Paris thinks the world of her."
Obviously Paris thinks the world of Britney. And her boobs:
And her thigh:
("Hold those legs together Britney. That's for me, not them...")
And the small of her back:
And you get the picture.(There are supposed to be pictures to illustrate this story. But they disappeared earlier for some reason. I put them back, but I don't know if they'll vanish again. Blogger is starting to make me very angry. Anyway, if the post seems not to make any sense, it's because of the pictures not being there.)
