Professional money-spender Poshy Beckham arrived in the USA yesterday, and predictably, there was a media frenzy at the airport. Seriously kids - are we so starved for celebrity stories that we need to make a big deal about Poshy coming over from England to go house-hunting? Can't we wait until she and her gorgeous-yet-retarded-seeming husband David get settled and start acting like the stuck-up swine we know they are before we go all goo-goo? I'm sure there will be plenty of juicy stories about what world-class creeps these two are for us to chew on in the coming months. And of course there's that friendship they've struck up with Tom and Katie, which is sure to lead to all sorts of bizarre, headline-worthy behavior.
