Brandon Davis is a high-roller - or at least he thinks he is. Of course, if you really want to be one, it helps if you actually have money in the bank. That would appear to be a problem for Brandon, who recently wrote $75,000 worth of checks to the Atlantis Paradise Resort in the Bahamas, only to have his paper bounce. And the Atlantis Paradise Resort - yeah, they ain't too happy about it. Can you say "big oily lawsuit?"
In a complaint filed in New Jersey Superior Court, Paradise Enterprises claims Brandon Davis tendered the checks in exchange for a casino marker, knowing the checks would not be honored by any bank. Now, come on - Brandon Davis purposely passing $75,000 worth of bad checks? Why would he do that? His oily family is worth oily billions, isn't it? And even if his people are having hard times, he could always hit up his old pal Paris, right?
Um - I don't know about you, but if I'm Paris Hilton, I'm not taking any of Brandon's calls. Cause let's face it - the only reason someone like Paris would want to hang out with someone like Brandon is because he's rich. Rich wastes of oxygen stick together like that - it's elementary physics or something. But, if Brandon ain't rich, then Paris isn't going to want to be his playmate anymore. Unless she just likes being around people who secrete their own lubricant (that could be kind of handy, now that I think about it...).
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