Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Carmen Electra - Like Jesus, Only Sluttier

Professional skank Carmen Electra was walking down the sidewalk when she came upon a dirty indigent rattling a Starbucks cup. Realizing there were photographers present, Ms. Electra made a little show of dropping some money into the filthy drifter's receptacle. The revolting homeless guy then said he'd prefer a blow-job behind a dumpster. Electra informed the dirtball that she quit sucking off bums years ago when one of them gave her a bad case of oral herpes. So the poor guy had to settle for the fiver.

No wonder he's broke - he buys coffee at Starbucks.