Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Jared Leto's Fans Hate Him


What really happened in El Paso the night Jared Leto got himself all busted up at a concert? Leto and his people would have us believe Jared was mauled when he waded into the crowd - very rock 'n' roll Jared (in other words stupid and lame). But sources have told Page 6 a different story - that Leto actually broke his nose and injured his foot when he dove from the stage and the fans below went butterfingers.

"He flung himself directly off the stage into the crowd," said the source, "and nobody in the crowd caught him. ... We were given no warning. Jared landed really hard on the ground, and people were accidentally stepping on him."

Ha. So that's what really happened. Not Jared being ripped apart by the overzealous throngs, but Jared face-planting into the cement after his fans gave him the old olé. Face it Jared - they hate you. They thought it was hilarious when you went nose-first into the floor. You're a fake Jared - a little former heartthrob now trying to make everyone forget your Tiger Beat image by acting all hard and cool. But it won't work. Everyone knows you're a dork and probably a homosexual to boot. Loser!