Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Johansson And Biel Go Shopping


Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel are united by more than just their bootyliciousness, and the fact that they both allegedly had sex with Justin Timberlake - the girls also both like to shop. Here we see them in Paris, hitting Bon Marche together. At least, I think it's them. The individual identified as Johansson may in fact be a cleverly disguised Mossad agent, and Biel - uh, that could be Biel, or it could be a cancer patient. And - oh my God, the chunky broad on the far right. Isn't that Kate Winslet? And the girl in the white hat on the far-left - damned if that doesn't look like Richard Nixon. Oh, and how about the tall black girl between Johansson and Biel. Yup - Bill Cosby's out in drag again. That Cos. He just can't leave the cross-dressing lifestyle behind.