Angelina Jolie believes in keeping the universe in balance - that's why she's adopting another Asian baby. Jolie, you see, thinks Cambodian kiddie Maddox needs someone else of Asian origin to be around. And the same goes for Zahara, who will presumably soon have her own little African playmate as well. Explains Angelina, "It would be good to balance the races so there's another African person in the house for Z and another Asian person in the house for Mad."
I don't know Angelina - I thought the whole thing was about us being one big world. What fricking difference does it make if Maddox has an Asian playmate? He can't play with African kids or European kids or South American kids? And what about little Shiloh? Once you've adopted another African baby to play with Zahara, who the hell is the blob going to play with? What, are you going to just cage her under an upside-down laundry basket with a rock on top? Maybe give her a sock with some oatmeal in it to play with? You won't even sew some button-eyes to the sock, will you Jolie, you heartless bitch? You'll just draw a face on it with marker, and the face will wear off, and Shiloh will have nothing but this faceless smelly sock stuffed with year-old oatmeal. Meanwhile Zahara, Maddox and their racially-proper siblings will be forming their own god damn United Nations. Sure. And Shiloh still won't get a god damn cookie.
