I wish I could've been there to see this - Rachael Ray getting attacked by a dog in Central Park. Oh, I know, it's not nice to gloat over other people's misery Crabbie - but come on, it's Rachael Ray for God's sake. The most evil entity in the known universe. So it's okay to delight in her pain. And anyway, the attack wasn't all that bad. According to Page 6, Rachael was walking her pit-bull mix Isaboo in the park when another dog came along, without its owner, and started acting aggressive. This set off a whole crazy scene where all these dogs were barking and trying to kill each other, and brave and/or stupid Rachael got into the middle of it trying to protect her dog and ended up being chomped on the leg. A nurse who was there checked Rachael out but the wound wasn't serious and Rachael is going to be fine. I bet Rachael didn't even need shots or anything. No word yet on what harm came to the dog that bit Rachael, but I'm guessing it ended up in a stew.
By the way, who the hell names their dog "Isaboo?" Somebody should name Rachael "Isabitch." Ha ha...
