This story doesn't come from News of the World, so maybe we can halfway believe it - that Britney Spears is starting to get antsy in rehab, and may not last out the month. This comes from a source close to the family via Us Weekly, who says the Spears gang is worried about Britney's progress. "They hope that Britney will stay at Promises for a month," says the source, "but they're nervous she might not last that long,"
Well, I'm just shocked she's lasted as long as she has. This is the same woman who checked into and out of rehab twice before committing, you recall. I mean, this bitch can't even make up her mind on a hair-color, or whether to even have hair - so you expect her to stick with a decision for a whole month? Might as well expect Perez Hilton to stop acting like a shameless self-promoting ass. And as for the Promises facility itself - well, let's face it, the Promises people would probably be thrilled to see Britney go. Like they really want to deal with some out-of-her-mind chick saying she's the anti-Christ and trying to hang herself. It's rehab, not Courtney Love's house.
