Sunday, April 15, 2007

More Proof That Indian People Are Weak-Ass


Boxer/rapist/ear-chomper Mike Tyson has been hired by Indian film producers to make a comic appearance in an ad for the Bollywood comedy Fool and Final. Said a spokesperson:

The movie is a laugh riot, and the filmmakers thought Tyson would be great in the promo.

I don't know about you, but there's no one in this world I more associate with hilarity than Mike Tyson. Guy's a freaking comic genius. And the kind of comedic wizardry Tyson features fits perfectly with Bollywood, if you ask me. Guy can bob his head back and forth while talking sing-songy gibberish like nobody's business. Plus, Tyson has that great ear-biting background. If there's anything an Indian person loves, it's a good mutilation.

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