Hayden "Pantyliner*" Panettiere takes a break from work on her new movie Fireflies in the Garden to yak on the phone. You know, recently Hayden, who's been seen on the party circuit quite a bit, tried to make everyone think she was boring by saying the paparazzi had gotten tired of her and left her street. But I think Hayden is blowing smoke out her ass. Girl obviously knows how to cut loose, as this image attests:
So what's going on here? Is Hayden drunk and licking that girl's boob for kicks, or is this some new kind of breast-cancer screening method that she's trying out? Uh, the fact that the other girl is kissing her on the top of the head probably clears that one up, doesn't it? Oh Hayden - you little 17-year-old half-lesbo party-skank. The paps left your street cause you were boring? No they didn't - they left because you were never home.
*=copyright Dirty Disher
