Aging pop-icon Madonna is ready to go back to Malawi and adopt herself another baby, Page 6 reports. Says their source:
She's going to Africa on Saturday, and on Sunday her family will be one bigger.
This is being denied by Madonna's people of course, who say:
Madonna is going to Africa to continue her work with the Raising Malawi organization. She is overseeing the building of a children's health-care center. She is absolutely not adopting another baby.
That sound you hear is David Banda's father sharpening his machete. I sure hope Madonna's security people are on their toes.
Just kidding. Seriously though, Madonna must be feeling kind of left-out lately, don't you think? With all the pub Angelina's been getting over the Pax adoption and the alleged kidnapping plots, Madonna must think everyone's just plumb forgotten about her. So adopting a baby is just what she needs right now to put herself back on radar screens. Unless she wants to go on the radio and call someone a "nappy-headed ho." Hell, she's almost as old and cadaverous as Imus.
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