Crabbie doesn't know much about vampires, but I assume that, since vampires are also bats, that means they use sonar to see in the dark like bats do. If this is indeed the case, then it's possible that the Olsen Twins are not vampires. Or maybe their sonar is just on the fritz. Anyway, I know they have a hard time seeing in the dark. Cause recently inside the dimly-lit Chateau Marmont, the two freakish media moguls literally almost ran over jewellery designer Lisa Salzer. Here's what a witness said about the encounter:
They all apologised to each other and walked on, but the Olsen girls clearly couldn't see a thing. ... They had their sunglasses on inside the dark hotel.
Of course, when you try to avoid the sun as much as possible, it becomes necessary to wear sunglasses even indoors. But do we really think the Olsen Twins should be endangering public safety simply in the name of their over-sensitive retinas? Maybe they should try getting outside more - and I don't mean just to get from the car to Barney's and back to the car. You know, they should go to the beach or something. I don't think they're well.
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