I was going to caption this picture, "Victoria Beckham goes skiing," then I realized that she's not really skiing there, she's just standing on skis having her picture taken. Now, it's possible that, right after this, Poshy did go flying down the slopes like Bode Miller on speed, but it's just as likely that, as soon as the photographers were done, she handed her gear to the nearest assistant and headed back to the lodge for a rub-down and some Chablis.
Wow, Poshy is learning to paraglide! What a fun-loving ferret-face she is. Hmm, and her instructor seems to be enjoying himself too. Poshy is pretty much jammed right up into him, isn't she? That guy moves around too much and Poshy could have an orgasm. And you know how she hates orgasms.
Um, I'm not exactly sure what Poshy's doing here. Practicing landing maybe? Revisiting her days as a Greco-Roman wrestler by showing off a few stances? Shitting herself?
Okay, what's with all the ass-shots? Christ, if I want to see a monkey's butt I'll go to the zoo.
