Born-again douchebags Stephen Baldwin and Michael Lohan are joining forces - not to double-team Lindsay (as they probably really want to), but to help troubled teens. Yes, somewhere along the line, both Stephen and Michael got it into their heads that what drug-addicted adolescents at the Long Island Teen Challenge really need is a couple of lame-wads preaching a bunch of Godly nonsense at them. And oh, of course - the two are putting together a reality show about their altruistic efforts. Cause what's the point of doing charity work if you can't make a couple of bucks off it?
The only thing lamer than a celeb is the loser relative of a celeb. And two of them together? In a reality show where they pretend to believe in God? And one of them is a Baldwin? And the other thinks he can help troubled teens, in spite of the fact that his own daughter is more screwed-up than all the kids at that center put together? That is what you call a perfect storm of lameness.
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