Jennifer Aniston was the belle of the ball at last night's 18th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, receiving the organization's Vanguard honor. See, this is why Crabbie won't have anything to do with GLAAD or any of these other organizations that supposedly represent his interests - because they do shit that doesn't make any god damn sense. What, pray tell, has Jennifer Aniston ever done that should make gay people feel she is on the vanguard of anything? Did she once stumble upon a faggot who was caught in a bear trap and release him? Did she donate thousands of dollars to a charity that helps underprivileged homos buy K-Y? Or was she chosen to receive this prestigious honor simply because she was the biggest name they could find who didn't have anything better to do that evening? "We honor Jennifer Aniston for her contributions to the cause of gay-rights, because, well, Rachael Ray wasn't available." Whatever. Whole thing's a publicity-and-money-grubbing farce. But at least Jennifer got a good night out of it. She got to pretend everyone loves her for a few minutes. And oh, she did get this kiss from Jakey-poo:
Oh yeah. You know Jennifer was wet as hell after this. She probably had to take a quick trip home and change her panties. And you know Jake was thinking about Brad the whole time. You know, wondering when Brad's finally going to wise up about bitches.
It just wouldn't be a gay event without Lance Bass. Seriously, what does Lance actually do anymore? If it weren't for the free food at things like the GLAAD Awards, I'm pretty sure Lance would be starving right now.
