Almost Over: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban's marriage is said to be "hanging on by a thread" after underwear model Amanda Wyatt's claims that she had sex with Urban while he and Kidman were engaged.Prediction: Urban is back on the sauce again within two months (if he isn't already). Kidman gives Keith another chance just to show that she's human, then Keith gets caught screwing around with an exceptionally hot hat-check girl and an angry Nicole slaps a Steve Irwin mask on his face and pushes him into a pool filled with angry stingrays.
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Over: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have not been seen together since late October, and Kate no longer refers to Owen as her boyfriend.Prediction: Kate has no trouble getting over Owen, makes two or three more crap movies no one sees, finally cuts her poor kid's hair and winds up married to a hot-looking cameraman. Meanwhile, Owen at last fulfills his destiny by leaping into a sweaty monkey-pile with Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong.
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Over But One Half Won't Admit It: Ryan Phillippe is reportedly desperate to get Reese Witherspoon back, and has been calling the actress and telling her how much he loves her. Reese, meanwhile, has allegedly been getting cozy with Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of their new movie.Prediction: Ryan Phillippe is arrested for stalking Reese Witherspoon. And Reese experiences crushing disappointment when she learns Jake Gyllenhaal would rather be in a sweaty monkey-pile with Matthew McConaughey, Lance Armstrong and perhaps Owen Wilson than with her.
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Over But One Half Really Can't Let It Go: Kid Rock is having a hard time getting over Pamela Anderson. Over New Year's, an insanely jealous Kid broke into a hotel room meaning to beat up Tommy Lee, who has reportedly been hooking up with Pam again (videotape to come). The only problem? It wasn't Tommy's hotel room.Prediction: Kid Rock finally realizes that Pamela isn't worth it, renounces his boozing, brawling lifestyle and becomes a Buddhist monk. Pamela and Tommy Lee have another torrid fling in the meantime, but it comes to an abrupt end when Pamela stands too close to a radiator and melts into a bubbling pink puddle (which doesn't stop Tommy from trying to fuck her one last time).
