Saturday, April 14, 2007

Ivanka Trump Is As Full Of It As Her Old Man


Ivanka Trump has learned to bullshit from the best - her own father Donald. In this snippet courtesy of Atlanta Peach magazine via Page 6, Ivanka displays her skills at talking crap by insisting she and her ubiquitous daddy are not motivated by ego:

Nobody [in the family] is doing anything for the sake of being famous. ... It's all for the sake of raising the price per square foot we're able to get on saleable real estate.

So let me get this straight Ivanka - I'm supposed to believe that your father picking fights with Rosie O'Donnell and shaving Vince McMahon's head on Wrestlemania have nothing to do with him being a publicity-grubbing egomaniac, but are all about him making some run-down fire-trap he owns more attractive to prospective buyers? How stupid are these people? "This leaky pile of bricks in the middle of a Jersey swamp must be pretty valuable - Donald Trump owns it, and he's always on the TV." Are these real estate deals, or shady attempts at bilking rubes? I think Rosie may be right - Donald may be a snake-oil salesman after all. And as for you, Ivanka - well, you've just got to make as much money as you can, don't you? You've got to pay off that mortgage you're always bragging about (yes, your father didn't just hand you the keys to the kingdom - we get it). And of course you've got those boobs to work on. They just keep getting bigger and juicier, don't they? And pretty soon the lines are going to start showing up - put that plastic surgeon on speed-dial, Ivanka. You won't be young and pretty forever - just ask your mom Ivana.



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