Lindsay Lohan Is A Lesbian

Lindsay Lohan is currently having sex with a female DJ named Samantha Ronson, claims publicist-turned-blogger Jonathan Jaxson.

In somewhat boastful fashion on his blog, Mr. Jaxson provides his bona fides, and gives the scoop on Lindsay's rather adventurous sex-life (conveniently leaving out the names of course):

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the "book." Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

No Jonathan - it's not so great for Lindsay if she's sleeping with someone who's a complete alcoholic and drug addict. Or it wouldn't be, if Lindsay herself weren't both of those things already. Rehabbed my ass - Lohan stopped boozing and taking for maybe five minutes tops. And as for you, Mr. Jaxson - you're writing a book then, are you? And presumably you'll be naming names in this book? Oh, I just can't wait for the juicy made-up shit gossip you'll be slinging in that tome of yours. Gonna be the best read since fucking Bonfire of the Vanities, that thing. Seriously Jonathan - you don't really think that, just because you're a former publicist, people are going to take you at your word, do you? Piece of advice from one blogger to another JJ - don't bother too much with truth. It's easy to make crap up. And the people who read these things - at least the intelligent ones - realize that. So, they don't necessarily expect total veracity - what they're looking for is to be entertained. You can insist you're telling the truth all you want, but in the end it doesn't matter. It's the Internet - people assume that ninety-percent of what they're reading is bullshit.

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