Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie appear at the 14th Annual Race to Erase MS. The only thing Nicole's racing to erase is herself, if you ask me. And Nicky - I know you're trying hon, but damn. You are one ugly specimen of humanity. Seriously - I've seen severe cottage cheese asses that were prettier than your face. Courtney Love's midriff is prettier than your face. What you need to do is go to France and order up one of those face-transplants, like that woman had whose lips were bitten off by a dog. Except you need more than the lips - you need the whole thing. My God, was your mother fucked by a deformed donkey or something? And by the way - I don't see any pictures of Paris from last night's Race to Erase MS. What, Paris doesn't care about erasing MS? She was too busy eating out strippers probably. Or maybe she was at the jail visiting her pal Joe Francis. Nah - Paris doesn't want anything to do with jails, does she? Except for all the lesbos in there. Yeah, Paris would probably like jail, if they would let her take night-trips to Teddy's and Les Deux.
