Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline have engaged in sexual intercourse, claims the National Enquirer. According to the story, Lindsay called Federline last week to set up what he thought was a business meeting at the Raffles L'Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills. But, after Federline showed up with his manger - cause it was a business meeting, winkity-wink - Lindsay suggested they have a private get-together in her suite instead (which Federline did not see coming at all of course). It was then that the two allegedly got to know each other in the biblical sense.
The Enquirer also claims that Federline and Lohan met through his ex-wife Britney Spears, and that Kevin and Lindsay "were always flirtatious with each other." So they were making goo-goo eyes while Kevin was still married? What kind of shameless slut is Lohan? And why, if these two were so hot for each other, did it take Kevin this long to hook up with Lindsay? Was he apprehensive for some reason? Did the prospect of contracting some horrible STD make him skittish? God, why does the Enquirer have to publish stories like this? I know they love Crabbie over there - why can't they show me a little mercy? Federline and Lohan. Could anything be more disgusting?
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