Melanie Griffith may be single-handedly keeping the plastic surgery industry alive. All right, along with Nicolette Sheridan. But at least Nicolette still appears vaguely life-like (from certain angles) - Melanie, on the other hand, looks like a corpse who decided to get up and start hob-nobbing. God, Melanie - just leave the freaking glasses down, okay? That poor guy you're talking to may have a heart attack from the strain of not bursting out crying at the sight of you. Seriously Melanie - you make everyone sad. And sick. More sick than sad really. Plus, I'm pretty sure your face isn't biodegradable. You don't give a damn about the environment at all do you, you selfish bitch?
