Cutie-pie Keira Knightley enjoys some surf and sun with alleged fiance Rupert Friend. I'm not sure why Keira bothers wearing a top. You'd need a microscope to see those mosquito bites of hers anyway.
Rupert's relationship with Keira is a win-win for him. He gets to appear to be heterosexual, while indulging his fantasies of having sex with a fifteen-year-old boy.Mmm, let Crabbie oil up that smooth, hairless chest Rupert. And tell your boy-servant to go mix us some more cocktails.
